See I have this friend.
She is a great person. She listens patiently, has a special way of asking how you are and really meaning it (which sometimes that makes me burst into tears), and always ALWAYS comments on my blog posts.
But I’ve let her down.
How do I say I’m sorry to the one person who has never let my blog down? Who is always there to cheer me on when I am down, who calls me to see how I am doing when I don’t keep in touch, and who sets such a real life Godly example of how to be a woman and Mom?
Do I send a card? Flowers? Shoes or jewelry?? Please help!
Signed,
Blog Blunder Betty
Dear Blunder,
You really can’t aplogize enough for the hurt and pain you have caused your friend. If you were really her friend, you would have sent a fruit basket with two plane tickets to Aruba or a backpacking trip thru the Ozark Mountains or something! You should be ashamed of yourself. You call yourself a blogger. You call yourself a friend!
Go pack your blogging bag and get the heck outta here. Go on! Shoooo…
Signed,
Flabby
Dear Flabby,
That was really mean. I am a good friend. I am a better friend than I am blogger, I’ll grant you that, but really? Pack my blog bag? What kind of advice columnist are you? I know what I’ll do. Thanks for nothing!
Signed,
Blogger Flogged Betty
Dear Blog Blunder Betty,
1) Don’t beat yourself up. I just wanted it to be clear that the lady in the corner was not me. I am never that person.
2) 20 posts in about 72 hours. Boo-yah.
Love,
Scribbily Scrappily Debily