Man, I used to be funny when I blogged…long, long ago in a galaxy far away.

Death by sucrose Psst… Matt this post is by: Angie at 12:01pm on 07/18/2006. I am looking into a new way of life. Sugar Coma. Ever heard of it? I just discovered it myself actually. Comine spaghetti, gooey butter cake in obscene amounts, and what’s left in your system from last night’s Ambien, and mix.… Continue reading Man, I used to be funny when I blogged…long, long ago in a galaxy far away.

“It just doesn’t feel right; it feels bendable”

That was Michael this morning lamenting over his bowl of cocoa crispies that got soggy in the milk. I know you where thinking it was something else! Shame on you!! Guess what? It’s Christmas time. Actually it’s only 1 day and 25 hours away!! I guess that’s technically 2 days and 1 hour away, but… Continue reading “It just doesn’t feel right; it feels bendable”

Alert the Neighborhood Watch!

Theft Problem – IMPORTANT MESSAGE: You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the… Continue reading Alert the Neighborhood Watch!

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“What’s foorr diiiiinner?!” (insert whine here)

It’s the never ending question of the day! Not, “Can I help you mop the floor?” or “Did you need me to do anymore laundry Mom?”  Little do I hear, “Mom, did you want me to bring you dinner in bed or fluff your pillows?” No…”What’s for dinner? I’m hungry.”  “Why is there no food… Continue reading “What’s foorr diiiiinner?!” (insert whine here)