The one where she speaks incoherantly and drools….

Have you ever had so much to say that if you sat down and put it to words your brain would explode and ooze out your ear, down your neck, and into your pants? No?? Hmm…that’s too bad. I was hoping someone would know what that was like!!

Because of said brain exploding, I will not go into any more detail other than I am super busy, super tired, and in many strange ways, super happy at work. My laundry, dishes, chores, and hobbies are backing up, falling over, and gathering dust but I am enjoying keeping busy and being productive.

If you are among the many casualties of my neglect (Hi Mom!! Hi Dad!! Hi Sis!! Hi Kids!! Hi Jon!! Hi Nat!! Hi my other friends who I can’t call because my brain exploded!!) then I offer my deepest apologies and some gift cards to Starbucks. They are in the mail as we speak! Let me know when you get them! (btw-I don’t have any stamps, so I’ll get to that soon, I promise!)

I leave you with this: type your name into google and the word “needs,” and blog the top ten hits that come up. According to google, this is what “Angie needs” :

  1. ANGIE needs an AGENT to become an ACTRESS Petition
  2. Angie needs some self-esteem and self-love so she can make her romantic decisions from a strong standpoint and not on neediness.
  3. Pink Angie needs food, badly
  4. nurse angie needs a nap
  5. Angie needs to see aerosmith
  6. Angie needs to take over the wheel of her psychological car.
  7. Angie needs…a night of blinding sex to get out of the coma that Bob left her in
  8. Angie needs to be intuitive
  9. Angie needs to stop hating on Jen
  10. And the very last thing that Angie Needs is:  Angie needs to put on 10 to 15 pounds stat!

Right on!! Brownies here I come!! Wooot!!

2 comments

  1. Wow, I had no idea you were so needy. All Debbi needs is some assistance so I can get the directory completed. See, I’m a simple girl. Always focused. But hey, I’ll join you in those brownies…

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