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Love me… Want me… Pick me!

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I’ve done some house cleaning.

No…not that kind of house cleaning. I didn’t do any of that today. I was a lazy girl, sitting on the couch with a numb hiney. I only spent the better part of ALL DAY looking, searching, cussing, and fussing on my blog.  NINE HOURS. That’s not too long is it?

Jon has been an angel about helping get it just the way I wanted it to look. He is sweet like that. Did I mention patient?? Whoooboy that man is patient.

Anyway…this is what I have come up with.  (see above)  I modified it from another template and tweaked it here and spanked it there to suit my ever-changing moods (which include bouts of anger and frustration at inanimate objects and people under the age of 7 who dare to ask for lunch) . Seems like it’ll do for a while…until my tastes needs change again. Might not happen until WordPress comes up with some more  artsy 3 column templates I can live with that doesn’t look like crap.

For those of you who followed my link from Facebook…WELCOME! and THANK YOU!! and you really do like to click every link you see, huh?  Let me know what you think…cuz I’m needy like that and you’re nice.

Go on…you know you want to!

DO IT ALREADY!

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Been so busy. Crafting, nursing, cooking, cleaning, washing, bossing, driving, sleeping, Facebooking, and eating…in no particular order.

I have 12 movies waiting for me on the home server that Jon downloaded for me. This means only one thing. I have to do nothing but watch movies for the next 2 days. Bring it on.

No actually, I have some bake sale goodies to create so my kids can go to Mission Day Camp this summer and so I can be a volunteer and help! Go me!

Two of us need new frames and lenses, 2 need eye exams, and for sure 1 of those needs glasses. One kid needs his tonsils taken out, but that will wait until we at least see the Doctor on the 8th. Jon is healing well. He’s off the narcotics and onto straight Motrin. Bless his butt heart, he has been a real pooper trooper through it all and I haven’t once wanted to kick him where it hurts. He’s been a good patient. He can be done now though.

We are getting ready to see the Fireworks today over at Kaboom Town. We have a “spot” that we like to go to with friends, and we are looking forward to spending time with them and laughing at all the people walking by..errm I mean, the cars….planes? Whatever. We have fun. And our kids love each other too!

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Shoes and Food, two of my favorite things…..

bread-shoe.jpgThis new craze in foot wear is sweeping the nation. Shoes that you can eat. And for you toe fetish people, toes! That you can eat! This all natural, green alternative to footwear started in the small kitchen somewhere in Santa Cruz. Californians are known for their prize winning sourdough, so it seemed like a natural fit to combine a love of shoes, a desire for a greener earth, and the yummy goodness of bread.

Worried about getting the bottom of your shoe dirty? Never fear, a patent-pending technology has been created in a secret process where a protective coating is applied to the bottom of the shoe. When you are hungry, you take the shoe, peel off the coating, and pull out your convenient travel butter-boy and sit in the park and have lunch. Be careful though! You may have to keep the birds and other small animals away from your feet, or you might have to share your lunch. Other patent-pending advantages include pillow soft cushioning (no more gellin’ like a fellon), moisture absorbing properties (think cornmeal), and depending on your style preference, (Rye, Poppy, Marble, or Cheddar) a endless variety in pattern and color!

If you are feeling spicy, why not wear your cheddar jalepeno heels? If you get hungry while salsa dancing, you can share a snack with your friends and save money on appetizers! More conservative? I would recommend the pump-ernickel (get it? its a pump made out of pumpernickel?) It’s stylish, timeless, and goes with every suit you own.
Don’t have any shoes to go with that new brown polka-dot dress you bought for Church 2 weeks ago? Introducing our newest line of kitten heels; Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Pointy-Toed sling backs. Not only do they smell heavenly, but they are as soft a cloud and great for sharing with your Sunday School Class afterwards! The best part is, they also come in Low-Fat!! How awesome is that?

Do something for the planet! Do something for your stomach! Do something, anything. Seriously. Get up off your ass and go and buy some bread shoes! You won’t be sorry….or hungry!