Yo PMS

Who the hell do you think you are? Showing up unannounced in the middle of the night! Interupting my precious beauty sleep? I do not appreciate the calling card of a pimple you left me ON MY NOSE and the extra water on my ankles. Do you really think I enjoy hearing my feet slosh?… Continue reading Yo PMS

Bippy Block

I have writers block. I don’t know what to post about. I could tell you what I did Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and today. I could tell you that I went to the doctor because I was sick and tired of being sick and tired. I could tell you that I have bronchitis and an inhaler.… Continue reading Bippy Block

The one where I don’t have a witty, funny, or cute title.

Okay y’all, I am tired. T. I. R. E. D. Pooped, beat, bushed, dead, , weary, bleary, burned-out, haggard, raddled, worn, drooping (don’t even think about agreeing with the drooping part!), flagging (what does that mean? I am waving my flabby arms like flags? lol), exhausted, dog-tired, played out, spent, washed-out, and whacked. Whew…I need… Continue reading The one where I don’t have a witty, funny, or cute title.