Monday, March 29, 2010

Things you don’t know about me…

I like to eat with big spoons. You know those little teaspoons that you use to stir coffee with or give to the kids? Yeah well, I hate ‘em. I like the big spoons cuz you can get more on it! Cereal takes forever to eat with the tiny spoons. If forced to, I will [...]

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Update: To Do List

See that list over there? To the right…yeah that one.   Um……   I’m not doing so well at  crossing those things off the list. I have had a date night with hubby, kept up with birthdays (so far)…and that’s about it. I’m not sure if sleeping a lot is doing something nice for myself. [...]

Saturday, February 13, 2010

An Open Love Letter to My Husband…

  Dear Jon,      This Sunday is Valentines Day. In the spirit of love and all that gushy mushy stuff, I wanted to let the world know how much I love and admire you. I want the world to know that in my imperfection, I say harsh things to you that you don’t deserve. In [...]

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I’ve been patient, but you gots ta GO!

Dear Cold Virus aka mutant snot producing, head exploding, really yucky thing- Let me start out by saying that you misunderstood my kind gesture by breathing you in. How was I to know some random germ such as yourself would come and invade my body like an unwelcome thief in the night? How was I [...]

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Taking Bets on whether or not she gets up today…

So I decided in the spirit of “keeping it real” I would confess to all the goings on or rather the not goings on of my life. I like sleeping. Mostly during the day when its quiet and calm. Especially when the sun is behind the clouds and its kind of dreary and the light [...]

Sunday, January 17, 2010

So I got this new gig…

Not only did I get a small afterschool job, but I created a new blog!! This is a shameless plug for the other new, exciting, and sure to be thrown to the wayside as soon as I get bored endeavor. That’s just how I roll.  Oh look! Pop Tarts! Check it out, lemme know what [...]

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Man, I used to be funny when I blogged…long, long ago in a galaxy far away.

Death by sucrose Psst… Matt this post is by: Angie at 12:01pm on 07/18/2006. I am looking into a new way of life. Sugar Coma. Ever heard of it? I just discovered it myself actually. Comine spaghetti, gooey butter cake in obscene amounts, and what’s left in your system from last night’s Ambien, and mix. [...]

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Procrastinators Unite….tomorrow.

My sister did it, so I might as well follow suit. She asked the question: Where did November go? I ask the same thing, where did it go?? Seems like it just flew by, blown away by the wind. Or maybe aliens came down and kidnapped it? I know! A black hole opened up and [...]

Saturday, October 31, 2009

I’m the treat, he’s the trick!

Tonight was our annual Fall Festival at our church. I painted faces like I do every year. It’s just basic simple shapes, but the kids love it. I always try to dress up just to be fun, and well FUNNY.  One year I was a clown in full clown make-up and a rainbow wig with [...]

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Alert the Neighborhood Watch!

Theft Problem – IMPORTANT MESSAGE: You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the [...]